Weekend are for .......????

Some would say that weekends are for relaxing, taking time off from the workaday week. Well when you have a house and 2 kids, weekends are for giving your wife a break while trying to get done the things your wife wants done. What a nearly impossible task. How many out there have tried to "watch" there kids while doing yard work. I am trying to pull out an old apple tree stump and the kids insist that the stump in actually a fire pit and are sitting around it. I can swing an axe with them too close so I say, "Stand back" this game works for the first two to three times. Later when I decide to put Hayden down for a nap I think cool I can just get Kailyn involved and I got two good hours of yardwork in. This works like a charm until.....Kailyn goes in the house....all muddy and dirtty and wakes her brother up from a nap to tell him that we are out side if we need him. So that job is half done. So are most of the projects I have going on around the house.